some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
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