hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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