I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
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