On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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