She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize