You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
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