Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
youre lurking in front of me
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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