but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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