the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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