redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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