Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
And then my night got REAL pukey
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
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