i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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