do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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