let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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