insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
time to smoke my breakfast
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
He better not be in your backpack
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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