woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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