we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
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