I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
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