their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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