I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
We had sex on a dog bed..
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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