apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
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