Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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