I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Randomize
