Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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