she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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