haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
