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(818): View more from California

Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day

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(812): View more from Indiana

They have edible shot glasses at target.

(1-812): View more from Indiana

There really is a God.

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better

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(203): View more from Connecticut

They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.

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(513): View more from Ohio

He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.

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(404): View more from Georgia

I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.

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(253): View more from Washington

I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.

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(513): View more from Ohio

Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.

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(435): View more from Utah

When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.

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