Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
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