the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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