is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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