seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
You've changed since you got that strap on
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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