i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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