Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
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