Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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