That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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