Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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