There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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