my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
i may or may not be watching the land before time
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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