Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize
