Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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