that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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