Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Randomize