To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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