help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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