I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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