You can't motorboat a personality
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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