ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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