But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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