Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
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