very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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