fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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