Having a random hookup so left but love u
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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