okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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