i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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