after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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